Rogue: The first boy I ever kissed, ended up in a coma for three weeks. Bill Corbett: And if not advanced, at least sort of gay and British? No huh?Д«ill Corbett: Wow! An ugly person on the beach! Isn't that illegal?! Magneto: How are we feeling, Senator? Advanced, I hope. Mike Nelson: Well, mutant or not, that's just remarkably stupid.

Mike Nelson: Then you haven't seen X-Men 3.Д«ill Corbett: Dave, have you always been blue.and hot, n' slash creepy? Wolverine: This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. Bill Corbett: Oh and make it so, heheheh. Professor Xavier: So, I'd like your definitions of weak and strong anthropic principles on my desk on Wednesday, alright? That'll be all. Mike Nelson: Doesn't he have to get back to the University of Michigan and start being their mascot? Bill Corbett: Well doesn't that just poof my hair out. Magneto: What happened? Sabretooth: They knew. Do you think you can do me the teensiest favor and just kill me now? X-Men (2000) Д«ill Corbett: Cerebro. Kirk: PICK IT UP! Mike Nelson : THE PACE! PICK IT UP! Cocktail (1988) XXX (2002) Crossroads (2002) Mike Nelson: Uh, Disembaudio do you subscribe to those Three Laws of Robotics where you can't hurt a human being? Disembaudio: I hardly think so, Michael. Mike Nelson: I think he's actually trying to scale his own ego. Kevin Murphy: Yeah, that's it! Reach for your gun, now! Kevin Murphy: I think that's actually Kevin Costner in The Postman. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) Mike Nelson: Great, one of the Black Riders is lost again. Mike Nelson: If Porky Pig were a homicidal maniac. The Fifth Element (1997) Mike Nelson: You know, the minute Papa Smurf saw her, he called up Lawsuit Smurf, and they sued the living shit out of her. Mike Nelson: Nice Lou Costello impression. Mike Nelson: Is it me, or is Kevin Tighe trying to bed down Patrick Swayze? Mike Nelson: And I thought you'd be less flamingly gay. No junk in his trunk.ДЇrank Tilghman: I thought you'd be taller. Mike Nelson: Hey, Patrick's got a nice keister. Road House (1989) Mike Nelson: Hey, Ed Wood is in this movie! Mike Nelson: Oh, that's Patrick Swayze. Mike Nelson And send my space drapes out to be cleaned. Alien: Your space commander has returned from Earth. Mike Nelson: I'll be over here by this sheet if you need me. Mike Nelson: And somewhere in Korea, they did fire. Narrator: Colonel Tom Edwards was to make the greatest decision of his career. Mike Nelson: Send fifteen guys and a big stretcher. Mike Nelson: You know, Tor was the most famous Swedish export until ABBA came along, although he continued to outweigh the entire band by several hundred pounds. Narrator: Confused by his great loss, the old man left that home, never to return again! Mike Nelson: So, did he die, or did he just get a job as an ambulance driver? Rifftrax Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) (Single Riffer Edition) Mike Nelson: So long as the plywood controls hold out, they'll make it! 1.105 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011).1.103 Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2008).1.102 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 (2010).1.100 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2 (2012).1.98 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009).1.97 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1 (2011).1.94 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007).1.91 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005).1.89 The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009).1.86 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983).1.82 Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen (2009).1.73 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980).1.71 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (1977).1.70 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004).1.67 Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008).1.64 Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003).1.61 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002).1.59 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002).1.51 Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007).1.50 The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978).1.49 Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) (Three Riffer Edition).1.48 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001).1.42 Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005).

1.30 Willy Wonka & Chocolate Factory (1971).

1.29 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002).

1.27 Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines (2003).

1.23 Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (2007).

1.18 Nestor, the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey (1977).

1.15 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001).

1.13 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999).

1.4 Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989).

1.1 Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) (Single Riffer Edition).

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